{"product_id":"nobleworks-funny-christmas-greeting-card-patriotic-constitution","title":"NobleWorks Funny Christmas Greeting Card Patriotic Constitution","description":"\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical a-spacing-mini\"\u003e  \u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e INSIDE GREETING: \"Elect to have a Merry Christmas!\" COVER - I still think we should include something in the constitution in case the people elect a friggin' moron.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard w\/ 5x7 envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e USE - The ideal, Funny card for writing Christmas wishes! Card's cover page is printed w\/ a gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Ideal for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w\/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally).  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003c\/ul\u003e            \u003cdiv data-csa-c-content-id=\"voyager-product-details-jumplink\" data-csa-c-slot-id=\"voyager-product-details-jumplink\" data-csa-c-type=\"link\" class=\"a-section aok-hidden\" data-csa-c-id=\"tyijci-xht052-ygz8si-3tdk4v\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"caretnext\"\u003e›\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ca id=\"seeMoreDetailsLink\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"#productDetails\"\u003e See more product details \u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e          \n       \u003c!-- show up to 2 reviews by default --\u003e\n                   \u003cp\u003e    \u003cspan\u003e… With more than 5 MILLION greeting cards sold each year, are you ready to laugh!?\u003cbr\u003eNobleWorks has been creating fun and humorous greeting cards since 1980 B. E (before eCards were present). Whether you are looking for cards for women, men, friend, co-worker, aunt or uncle, or perhaps you prefer cat and dogs themes, there are over 7,000 assorted choices in our collection, to make her or him laugh!\u003cbr\u003eWe print on premium, heavier than most, pure white paper w\/ 30% recycled. In addition, we use print-on-demand technology (we and our quality control are very demanding!) which minimizes waste, while we print all our cards North America (a few are printed in Canada).\u003cbr\u003eWe offer a huge 8.5x11-inch jumbo size version of most of our designs and assortment packs of our most popular designs in just about any occasion and configuration. We also publish blank versions of many designs and assortments to be used as thank you notes, friendship, miss you, thinking of you or any other purpose or occasion you can think of. \u003cbr\u003eNobleWorks – and The Best Card Company (our non-humor brand) – has the ideal card for you! We strive for perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time!\u003cbr\u003eIs leaving a lasting impression important to you? – order now and see for yourself!\u003c\/span\u003e    \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"NobleWorks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50658266415207,"sku":"B0H5M4GH3X","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0629\/8953\/3287\/files\/41hqklrm7eL._SX800.jpg?v=1792797509","url":"https:\/\/leivery.com\/products\/nobleworks-funny-christmas-greeting-card-patriotic-constitution","provider":"LEIVERY","version":"1.0","type":"link"}